{"id":524,"date":"2011-01-28T14:56:39","date_gmt":"2011-01-28T19:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/?p=524"},"modified":"2011-01-28T14:59:50","modified_gmt":"2011-01-28T19:59:50","slug":"the-chickens-are-coming-and-i-just-cant-pretend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/?p=524","title":{"rendered":"The chickens are coming \/ and I just can&#8217;t pretend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/geddy-150x150.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-526\" \/>&#8220;There are understandable reasons why clear-thinking people will never love this band. Geddy Lee&#8217;s voice can sound like a sea lion getting tasered. Their lyrics are best understood if you have a Dungeon Master&#8217;s Guide and the collected works of Ayn Rand as reference material. (Rush once recorded a 8 minute, 31 second song about a guy named By-Tor who fights a snow dog.)&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Read the rest <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/blogs\/parenting\/detail?entry_id=81886\">here<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>(FWIW I&#8217;m firmly in the &#8220;can appreciate why people like them, just not my thing&#8221; camp in regards to Rush.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;There are understandable reasons why clear-thinking people will never love this band. Geddy Lee&#8217;s voice can sound like a sea lion getting tasered. Their lyrics are best understood if you have a Dungeon Master&#8217;s Guide and the collected works of Ayn Rand as reference material. (Rush once recorded a 8 minute, 31 second song about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-randomosity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":528,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions\/528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}