{"id":409,"date":"2010-04-22T18:54:14","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T23:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/?p=409"},"modified":"2010-04-22T19:07:41","modified_gmt":"2010-04-23T00:07:41","slug":"dude-is-that-soundcheck-rock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/?p=409","title":{"rendered":"Dude, is that Soundcheck Rock?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"How many times have you been out on the town and thought to yourself “you know what the fans at this experimental \/ IDM \/ glitch \/ ambient electronica show would really<\/em> like to hear over the PA system? Some Skynrd, man!”? Well, it’s time to stop thinking and pick up the phone. Call our toll-free number and order Soundcheck Rock<\/strong><\/em> today!<\/p>\n

You could<\/em> spend countless hours, not to mention hundreds of dollars on Ticketmaster convenience fees, to track down these classic tracks. But now D-Fac Records has done the work for you! Featuring the original tracks from the original artists, Soundcheck Rock<\/strong><\/em> gathers front-of-house soundguys’ favorite tracks in one collection for three easy payments of only<\/em> $19.95. Just one listen to how the pristine recording quality and excellent isolation of the hi-hat parts on Aja<\/em> show off the clarity of your phase-corrected line-array system and time-aligned delay clusters, and you won’t care that you’re doing sound for a hardcore punk show! <\/p>\n

Steely Dan<\/p>\n

Rush<\/p>\n

Steely Dan<\/p>\n

Tool<\/p>\n

More Steely Dan<\/p>\n

A Perfect Circle<\/p>\n

Still More Steely Dan<\/p>\n

Sade<\/p>\n

Even More Steely Dan<\/p>\n

Sting<\/p>\n

Stravinsky’s Rite of…Just Kidding, It’s Steely Dan<\/p>\n

Some Sort Of Mark Knopfler Ry Cooder Chet Atkins Type Thing<\/p>\n

How Many Albums Did Steely Dan Even Put Out, Anyway?<\/p>\n

Tom Petty<\/p>\n

Seriously, What Is The Deal With The Steely Dan Thing?<\/p>\n

Post-Waters Pink Floyd<\/p>\n

I Swear if I Hear One More Steely…Oh, It’s Donald Fagen “The Nightfly”.<\/p>\n

…and Steely Dan.
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\nOrder Soundcheck Rock<\/strong><\/em> today, and we’ll also include a bonus disc of generic, unidentifiable reggae instrumentals, perfect for warming up the crowd at No Depression \/ alt-country \/ Americana shows! Why just listen<\/em> to music when every waking moment can be a captive-audience demo of the capabilities of your ‘rig’ for other<\/em> sound dudes? <\/p>\n

Soundcheck Rock<\/strong><\/em>. Because pristine recording quality always<\/em> trumps artistic sensitivity and musical relevancy, so call now!<\/em> Operators are standing by.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How many times have you been out on the town and thought to yourself “you know what the fans at this experimental \/ IDM \/ glitch \/ ambient electronica show would really like to hear over the PA system? Some Skynrd, man!”? Well, it’s time to stop thinking and pick up the phone. Call our […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":413,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions\/413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}