{"id":321,"date":"2010-01-15T21:19:20","date_gmt":"2010-01-16T02:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/?p=321"},"modified":"2010-01-25T15:29:33","modified_gmt":"2010-01-25T20:29:33","slug":"dog-food-is-so-good-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/?p=321","title":{"rendered":"Dog food is so good for you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/dogsinspace-300x205.jpg\" align=\"right\" alt=\"dogsinspace\" title=\"dogsinspace\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/dogsinspace-300x205.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/dogsinspace.jpg 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Wait, <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.sensesofcinema.com\/contents\/cteq\/01\/15\/dogs_in_space.html\"><strong>Dogs in Space<\/strong><\/a> is <em>finally<\/em> out on DVD?<\/p>\n<p>And nobody told me? <\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I already ordered it. <\/p>\n<p>Not sure why, but it was always my favorite of the ever-popular &#8220;obliviously self-destructive band dude gets smacked upside the head with an ironic life lesson when his girlfriend, rather than him, overdoses on heroin first&#8221; genre, even though the Jane&#8217;s Addiction &#8220;Gift&#8221; movie is stiff (no pun intended) competition, to say nothing of Sid and Nancy, Trainspotting, and other lighthearted, fun-for-the-whole-family favorites. <\/p>\n<p>All of which is a bit odd, because I have such an irrational fear of needles that I&#8217;ve passed out at the doctor&#8217;s getting a blood draw, and from just having someone <em>tell<\/em> me about donating plasma, and typically have to close my eyes and have someone &#8220;tell me when it&#8217;s safe to look&#8221; anytime there&#8217;s a movie scene involving sharps.  <\/p>\n<p>It probably has something to do with the keyboard player character that&#8217;s always trying to fix his half-functional homemade synthesizer seeming really cool to me at the time, rather than the comic relief it was probably intended to be, along with young, skinny Nick Cave crooning &#8220;Shivers&#8221; for an all-too-brief moment, and the background of the same &#8220;who needs an apocalypse when we&#8217;ve got a recession on&#8221; bonfires-in-oil-barrels-on-trash-strewn-streets version of Australia as the &#8220;Listen Like Thieves&#8221; video, Mad Max, and all the rest.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe it&#8217;s because I haven&#8217;t actually seen it since before DVD players were invented. <\/p>\n<p><em>Nah. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait, Dogs in Space is finally out on DVD? And nobody told me? Yeah, I already ordered it. Not sure why, but it was always my favorite of the ever-popular &#8220;obliviously self-destructive band dude gets smacked upside the head with an ironic life lesson when his girlfriend, rather than him, overdoses on heroin first&#8221; genre, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":341,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions\/341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}