{"id":289,"date":"2009-10-30T12:06:35","date_gmt":"2009-10-30T17:06:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/?p=289"},"modified":"2009-10-30T12:11:55","modified_gmt":"2009-10-30T17:11:55","slug":"revenge-of-craigslist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"Cor! It was a bargain!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/S2000-300x225.jpg\" align=\"right\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/S2000-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/S2000.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Woohoo!<\/p>\n<p>Memory maxed out, individual-out, and digital i\/o options, EB16 &#8220;SampleVerb&#8221; option &#8211; looks like everything except the Flash ROM and multimode filter\/EQ card onboard. <\/p>\n<p>Thirty-five bucks on Craigslist. <\/p>\n<p>Aw yeah. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So. Um. Great. But&#8230; Uh&#8230;why did you buy a circa-1995 hardware sampler?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Shut up! You don&#8217;t under<em>stand!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woohoo! Memory maxed out, individual-out, and digital i\/o options, EB16 &#8220;SampleVerb&#8221; option &#8211; looks like everything except the Flash ROM and multimode filter\/EQ card onboard. Thirty-five bucks on Craigslist. Aw yeah. &#8220;So. Um. Great. But&#8230; Uh&#8230;why did you buy a circa-1995 hardware sampler?&#8221; Shut up! You don&#8217;t understand!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-studioblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":292,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions\/292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}