{"id":282,"date":"2009-10-19T18:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-19T23:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/?p=282"},"modified":"2009-10-19T18:08:26","modified_gmt":"2009-10-19T23:08:26","slug":"i-cant-seem-to-speak-the-language-i-remember-how-they-used-to-stare-at-the-ground","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/?p=282","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t seem to speak the language. I remember how they used to stare at the ground&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-284\" src=\"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/idiot1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"right\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/idiot1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/idiot1-300x298.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/idiot1.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>First line of Craigslist ad:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If this ad is still up, it&#8217;s still available.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>First response to Craigslist ad, mere minutes after posting:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, dude&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;so, like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;uh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Is this still available?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sigh&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First line of Craigslist ad: &#8220;If this ad is still up, it&#8217;s still available.&#8221; First response to Craigslist ad, mere minutes after posting: &#8220;Hey, dude&#8230; &#8230;so, like&#8230; &#8230;uh&#8230; &#8230;Is this still available?&#8221; Sigh&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":288,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions\/288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dollfactory.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}